Sign of Adulthood

"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve) 02/22/2014 at 20:29 • Filed to: I'm Old

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So um...My wife and I now own throw pillows.

Kailand09 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 02/22/2014 at 20:31

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Well I still don't even really know what that means.

So I've got that going for me.

MonkeePuzzle > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 02/22/2014 at 20:31

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sign only my wife is an adult: she "threw" them in an attempt to have them land decoratively, at a jaunty seemingly accidental angle. Whereas I, threw them... at her... giggled and ran away

MonkeePuzzle > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 02/22/2014 at 20:31

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left hand red *awkwardest wink*

jkm7680 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 02/22/2014 at 20:32

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Shit just got real

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > MonkeePuzzle 02/22/2014 at 20:34

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Nah, just the Bob Costas wink

RazoE > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 02/22/2014 at 20:34

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I use them to keep from squeezing my balls when I stretch out on the couch after a long day of work.

Frank Grimes > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 02/22/2014 at 20:37

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TWISTER

desertdog5051 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 02/22/2014 at 20:37

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Looks like a game of Twister is in order. Welcome to the adult world. :)

Manuél Ferrari > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 02/22/2014 at 20:45

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Did you make it to both Home Depot and Bed Bath and Beyond today? Or was there only enough time for Home Depot?

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 02/22/2014 at 21:02

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Throw pillows?

fhrblig > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 02/22/2014 at 21:03

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Gay = throw pillows, too. And since my partner and I are not only both gay, but also both adults, that triples the amount of throw pillows. Seriously, they're fucking EVERYWHERE.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Manuél Ferrari 02/22/2014 at 21:19

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Last night was Ikea and tomorrow is Lowe's.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > MonkeePuzzle 02/22/2014 at 21:25

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I just realized that the framed photo of her gallbladder is visible in this shot. Top right...

Manuél Ferrari > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 02/22/2014 at 21:26

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Haha nice

That part in Old School where Will Ferrel says their Saturday plans was my fav line of all time

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > fhrblig 02/22/2014 at 21:30

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I had a gay roommate for a year or so and he didn't bring a single throw pillow into the apartment.
But accent rugs... every floor surface had meticulously arranged accent rugs.

fhrblig > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 02/22/2014 at 23:33

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We have both. We are professional, dammit.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > fhrblig 02/22/2014 at 23:53

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On a somewhat related note, I think the LGBTQ community needs a better word for significant others. I hope that the trend keeps moving toward marriage equality. Semantically speaking, "boyfriend," seems to not be strong enough for a serious long term relationship, but "partner," makes it sound like you own a business together.

fhrblig > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 02/23/2014 at 00:08

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We'll probably keep it simple and just use 'husband' once we are able to get married. I've never liked 'partner' since we aren't a law firm, and 'boyfriend' makes you sound like a 15-year-old.

GRawesome > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 02/23/2014 at 00:28

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Good luck brother, this is the beginning. I have been married almost 2 years and I have to take 6 pillows off the bed before I can get in to sleep.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > GRawesome 02/23/2014 at 00:47

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I'm about 2.5 years in (although we got married after 3 months) and pillow situation is still under control.

hethoughtofcars > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 02/23/2014 at 12:21

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As long as it's not this:

adulthood is freaking awesome! Embrace it!

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > hethoughtofcars 02/23/2014 at 13:08

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The wagon (B6 Passat 2.0T) has that but we couldn't find a stickshift and it's tiptronic anyway...
The Kia has 3 pedals, though.